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1. Newton's Method:

Let Osama catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught Osama.

2. Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of Osama. Due to higher relative velocity, Osama will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap Him easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive probability that Osama is in the Jungle.
So set the sandal trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:

We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with
respect to Osama. Osama is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:

We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass it except
Osama. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differentiation Method:

Integrate the forest over the entire area. Osama is some where in the result.
So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t Osama to trace out Osama.